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inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

icecooly94:

holylou:

gayleaf:

yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you

"i mean of course i’m happy to see you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but i’m just not HAPPY to see you. like, penis happy"

americandreambarbie:

dewgongo:

lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone

britney spears could do it when she was 17 

wolvermates:

i thought i bought two tickets to a one direction concert

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not two tickets to the guN SHOW

onionprince:

harry styles goes on a date
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